What I’m telling my kids about school closures and coronavirus.
Movies + shows to watch with the fam and get into the holiday spirit.
To get you through the holiday cooking insanity.
To help you meet the ridiculously high bar you'll set for yourself. Because you've forgotten how last year you were baking at 2 am.
And other fall goodies.
Is it a meal kit service that makes life easier, or extra pressure delivered to your doorstep on ice? Maybe a little bit of both.
Getting out of the house, instead of GET OUT OF THE $%!ING HOUSE in the morning.
In my brain, there is a cycle that goes like this:
“Oh shit. I’m feeding the kids nothing but processed food for breakfast. I’m a monster. I’d better fix that.”
For next 2-3 weeks: “Everything is made from scratch. I rock. The kids seem smarter already.”
Have you seen that article in The Onion: Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming all Household Duties in Closer Proximity to the Ocean?
Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.